Double Discount in new Club Shop— 2 April 2012
Barbara is celebrating the opening of her brand spanking new Club Shop by offering Yorkshire members the chance to double their discount offer this Thursday.
As you queue patiently outside Gate B on the first morning of the Kent match the more observant among you will notice that the shop has now been moved into the Cricket Centre. It will open onto St. Michael’s Lane, meaning that you will no longer have to spend the winter months rattling the Hutton Gates in an attempt to get in! It makes far more sense to make this switch and we’re sure it will be a great success. I should point out though that the ‘old’ shop, as well as the mobile unit, will both be open on major matchdays, so you won’t have to leave the ground to buy a sun hat, spend 10 minutes rummaging for your pass-out on the way back in and then miss a crucial wicket!
Mrs. Noble has, in an uncharacteristic display of generosity, agreed to double the discount as offered to members in their voucher booklets in order to celebrate the opening. This Thursday (April 5th) you will be able to claim a 20% discount on all full price items upon presentation of the voucher. Please take note of the fact that this is for ONE DAY ONLY and that the stated terms and conditions still apply. If you turn-up on Friday and start bleating to Babs about how you didn’t realise it was only valid on Thursday you’ll get very little sympathy. In fact I fear she may simply bring her fancy new security shutters down on your head.
Pay her a visit if you can. Apparently she’s eventually going to be selling ice creams as well. She may actually offer you more of a discount in return for a dodgy rendition of ‘Just One Cornetto”!